Get rips
One token, one rip, five cards. Your first 5 are free and need no wallet, no email and no account.
Starter
5 rips
5 USDC · 1.00 a rip
Same as the free five, when they run out.
Stack
20 rips
18 USDC · 0.90 a rip
Ten percent off. The usual pick.
Whale
60 rips
48 USDC · 0.80 a rip
Twenty percent off. Enough to chase the Ghost.
How topping up will work
You get an account with a deposit address of its own. You send USDC on Base to that address from wherever you already keep it — a wallet, an exchange withdrawal, whatever you use. Once the transfer confirms, your balance goes up and you rip. One USDC is one rip, less on the bigger bundles.
There is no checkout, no processor and no card form, which is the only reason a $1 pack works at all. Card rails would take about thirty cents plus a percentage off every single rip; Base costs a fraction of a cent to move, so the dollar is actually a dollar.
Send the right thing to the right place
The address accepts USDC on Base. Not USDC on Ethereum mainnet, not USDT, not ETH. Deposits are watched for on Base only, and a token or a chain we are not watching does not credit your balance — it may be recoverable by hand, and it may not be. Your deposit address belongs to your account alone, so always copy it fresh from your own account page rather than from a screenshot, a message or anyone claiming to be support.
What we will never ask for
No card number, no bank login, no seed phrase, and no "connect and sign to verify your wallet" prompt. Topping up is a plain transfer that you send, to an address you can read, for an amount you choose. Nothing on this site ever needs permission to move funds out of your wallet. Anything on this domain asking for more than that is not us.
Your balance will not live in your browser
Right now the free rips, the rolls and the binder all sit in this browser's local storage, which is fine while nothing costs anything — the worst case is that you cheat yourself out of a joke. The moment a balance is worth money that stops being acceptable, for you as much as for us: a balance kept in the browser can be edited by anyone sitting at the keyboard, and it disappears the first time you clear site data or open the site on your phone.
So a funded account keeps its balance server-side against your deposit address, and packs are rolled on the server under a published commit-and-reveal scheme — the server publishes a hash before you rip and the seed after, so a pull can be checked instead of trusted. The seed already printed on every pack is the front half of exactly that.
Balances are credit, not a wallet
A topped-up balance buys rips on this site. It is not a deposit account, it pays no yield, and it is not somewhere to park money. An unspent balance can be refunded; a rip you have already opened cannot be, for the same reason an opened pack does not go back on the shelf.