Series 1: Timeline Legends

Exit Liquidity

Archetype fictional

Arrives precisely when the chart needs someone to arrive.

The Rug Puller

Archetype fictional

Deploys at three in the morning. Deletes the group by breakfast.

Permabull

Archetype fictional

Down ninety four percent. Still posting rocket emojis.

Sold At The Bottom

Archetype fictional

Capitulated eleven minutes before the reversal, as is tradition.

Airdrop Farmer

Archetype fictional

Fourteen wallets. One personality. Zero allocation.

Telegram Shiller

Archetype fictional

Forwarded from a channel you did not join.

Jeet

Archetype fictional

Sells the announcement, the news, and the recovery.

Bagholder

Archetype fictional

Averaging down is simply dollar cost conviction.

Paper Hands

Archetype fictional

Took profit at one point four. The coin did four hundred. He is fine.

Top Blaster

Archetype fictional

Market buys the wick. Every single time.

Liquidated Long

Archetype fictional

A hundred times leverage. A one percent move. Beautiful, in a way.

Chart Crime

Archetype fictional

Eleven indicators. One conclusion. It was wrong.

The GM Poster

Archetype fictional

Nine years in the trenches. Posts one word per day.

Reply Guy

Archetype fictional

First comment on every post. Never once read it.

Bid 10 cards · One guaranteed per pack.

Gainzy

The Vibes @gainzy222

The thesis is vibes. The vibes have been immaculate twice.

CL

Leverage As Personality @CL207

Size is not a position. Size is who he is.

Euris

Quiet, Fast, Gone @0xEuris

Quiet. Fast. Already gone.

Mitch

Draws The Line @idrawline

Draws the line. Then draws a better line.

Groovy

Post-Hoc @0xGroovy

Explains the trade after it works. Every time.

Icebergy

Thread Incoming @Icebergy_

It is forty tweets long. It is, annoyingly, quite good.

The Discord Mod

Archetype fictional

Unpaid. Unhinged. Undefeated at muting you.

Sniper Bot

Archetype fictional

Was in the block before you finished reading the tweet.

Anon Dev

Archetype fictional

Four followers. Shipped more than your entire feed.

The Larp

Archetype fictional

The screenshots are real. The P and L is not.

Alpha 6 cards · The common outcome of the hit slot.

Pentoshi

Two Lines @Pentosh1

Draws two lines. The chart obeys out of politeness.

Hsaka

Cryptic @HsakaTrades

Posts one chart with no caption. Twelve thousand people nod.

Inversebrah

The Archivist @litocoen

Does not trade. Simply quote-tweets your worst moment forever.

Frank DeGods

The Rebrand @frankdegods

Rebrands faster than you can update your profile picture.

Cented

In And Out @Cented7

Through your favourite coin before the chart finishes loading.

Mando

The Group Chat @MandoCT

Sends the alpha to nine thousand people and calls it a group chat.

Supercycle 4 cards · Foil-treated by default.

Kook

All Caps, No Stops @KookCapitalLLC

ALL CAPS. NO STOP LOSS. NO NOTES.

Threadguy

Nine Hours Live @notthreadguy

Still louder than the market, somehow, at hour nine.

ZachXBT

The Investigator @zachxbt

Reads the chain like a diary. Someone's night is about to get worse.